Another exclusive from Essex Terror!, this unnerving picture appears to depict some sort of ogre aboard BA Flight 588 outbound from Stansted airport. It was snapped by Derek Butane of Romford, who assures us of its authenticity. The creature reportedly devoured three special meal requests and also obstructed the air hostess’s trolley, forcing over sixty passengers to go without cokes and animal crackers. The plane touched down without further incident, and it is unclear what has become of the beast.
