(With Rabbi Shruti Salzhauer)
Eyfo haambatya!
April approaches but do not be fooled, my brethren. Though Tiphereth would dearly like to catch us all out with a bucket of Yesh balanced precariously over our doorways, we must be mindful of our steps yet always peer upwards, like the flamingo when he negotiates a particularly unstable sandbank. This month, your lucky dessert is Munch Bunch ‘Andy Apricot’, and your favoured stance is the contrapposto.
aaKhaar kaaKh!
