Pour me ‘nother shot o’ that gulpin’ whiskey, boy (Jeez, reckon I tasted better lickin’ the spit off an Injun’s headdress) And I’ll bet you the feathers off a ‘coondog’s back this Next little tale’ll curl your gizzard and give you Chinese Chin fo’ week, for sure. Well, as I calc’late, it wuz Josiah, Fredricks and m’self, We’d been up at [...]
CHAPTER 1: Man’s fear of the infinite forecourt Balthazar strode from the main entrance of Dagenham Motors and onto the forecourt, smiling. He twirled the brand new car keys around his finger as he approached his huddling family. “Da-da!” he said, a rakish smile playing around his handsome, bearded features. His wife Kandi couldn’t help but applaud. [...]
Part One “I’m not very good at running away,” she exhaled, “my legs don’t work properly.” I rounded on her. “What?” “My legs. As soon as I start to run they just begin twirling at the knee. You know what I’m like. I’m almost worse than useless at running.” “Well we can’t stay here. They’ve almost clawed their way through [...]
