Vuvuzealous
Vom Vorton, “our man near a post”, studies the second loudest football phenomenon ever. I am in South Africa, and it is full of bees. I keep waving my arms around in front of my face to bat them away, but my hands come into contact with nothing. Because, you see, it isn’t the practically [...]
England World Cup Squad Announcement Live Blog
Vom Vorton, “our man with a ball”, will be here bringing you all the official news of the World Cup squad announcement live as it happens throughout the day. Additional reporting by David N. Guy and Reuters. 14.38: Capello hasn’t announced the team yet. Shambolic. It’s shambolic. And a farce. I’ve been here since 9 [...]